proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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the-ballad-of-peter-pettigrew:

(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)

josenagel:

my entire life in 3 words

josenagel:

my entire life in 3 words

achoomnida:

if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go through

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the perfume department 

rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

fingerblaster113:

Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

bjerk:

can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty

v0tum:

You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.

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