when u try to tell ur friends a pun
(Sirius Black at 2am in the Gryffindor dormitory)
my entire life in 3 words
if you’re gonna unfollow me you’ll have to go throughthe perfume department
how do i get over someone who i never dated
Why do people hate on people who say “y’all” it’s easier fuck you
My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
can’t let the people’s elbow get dirty
You’re over someone when you stop looking at their social media accounts.